A Woman is giving birth....
And with one final push out came the baby. It was then held aloft by the midwife as the sergeon cut the umbilicle cord.
The Midwife then drop kicks it to a surgeon who toe punts it against the wall repeatidly before kicking it accross the floor to the midwife who slam dunks it in to the bin...

...The mother is screaming at this point

"What the f**k are you are doing to my newborn baby?"

The midwife turned around and laughed as she said:

"April fool, it was already dead".
(mcparty, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 20:34, Reply)