bashment
"Lee H is pure fitness I'm gonna get me 'nuff bashment" written at our bus shelter (no word of a lie)

I have puzzled many a morning away wondering what proper English word bashment translates to. Does it refer to raw, physical sexual intercourse, written by an admirer of Lee H? or is it Lee H himself advertising his school yard brawling abilities?

you know you are getting old when you can no longer understand what kids say. Fact.
( twig, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:52, Reply)

hmm
on doin the business with lady sporting a particularly large and sloppy minge:

"it was like dipping a tea-spoon in a bucket of soggy cornflakes"

hmm i dont think that's playground talk to be honest. at least... i hope its not.
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:49, Reply)

Looking For Europe
vomiting; as in "euuuuuuuuurope!"
(underachiever, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:46, Reply)

Joey
as in Deacon. To denote one who would also be "a mong", "special", "a bit of a windowlicker", or one who might "ride the blue bus to school". Classic 80s primary school speak, now experiencing a welcome resurgence in the workplace.
(Vernie, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:46, Reply)

Cubist: to mean fucked up ugly
As in "Fucking hell, she's a bit cubist". Get meh?
(Lapin, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:45, Reply)

"Chunder"
has been in general circulation in Durham University since I started in 1995... which reminds me...

"Chundercats, HO!!!" - an exclamation made to mark such an event.
( Moon Girl Technologies I make computers, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:42, Reply)

more slang
cocksmoker - obvious...
ass bandit - obvious...
tool - obvious...
(joeczucha, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:40, Reply)

chunder
as in to throw up, taken from a mates "Chunder chart"
( Dave - KneHigHbOb lurks mostly but was last seen posting at, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:39, Reply)

on a roll now...
wanktanks = testicles

much more can be seen on viz.com - head to the profanosaurus
(ruttiger, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:26, Reply)

long time lurker, first time poster
dracula's teabags = tampons

makes me chuckle!
(ruttiger, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:24, Reply)

Smuggary
: to be smug but with the ultimate level of self satisfaction. mmmmmm... Smuggary!
( Sixola, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:11, Reply)

Kicking The Back Door In
Anal Sex - The term was described to me by a guy at work. He Also uses Chub, Fladge and Pissflaps to exclaim displeasure with our work environment.
(sheepeatingtaz, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:11, Reply)

Chavs
They also can be called Numpties, steggies or bowlers.

All west yorkshire terms, But Bowler is a bit more specific to kids from The East and West bowlings.
(Finn_coyote, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:51, Reply)

quat
if everyone wants to go to the party but one person doesn't feel like it you say 'don't be such a quat!'

pronounced "kwatch."
(kidsleepy, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:47, Reply)

When it's hot...
sweating like a paedophile in a primary. Or a prostitute in a confession box.
(sanity challenged, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:44, Reply)

¡new word!
In Mallorca there is a new word going on, 'crema'(cream), which is the same as 'cool'
( Laini, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:41, Reply)

prank.
A prank is a prick, a wanker, and a total joke.
Plenty of those around.
(ladippo, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:07, Reply)

Good, Bad and Ugly
Good
Doris McWhirter - girlfriend as in "can't come out tonight I've got Doris McWhirter issues."
Arse - house. as in "Come round and see me new arse" or "He's got a lovely big arse in Kennington" etc

Bad
businessman wankspeak: "profits experienced negative growth" is supposedly a more positive way of saying "profits fell"

Ugly
"as of [insert date]" utterly pointless, why not "on [insert date]" or "from [insert date]"


Also a good swearword in Spanish (although not new) me cago tus muertos - I shit on your dead family. More potent than "you bloody bastard."
(peludodan, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:07, Reply)

words for homosexuals
me and my friend call gay men wendys an the account of his gayness and being my 'friendy wendy', also call lesbians latvians when he was really pissed and hye couldnt say lesbian o_O
(Ellenis, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:59, Reply)

WOMBAT
Waste Of Money Brains And Time
(Zoblet, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:56, Reply)

Monkey
Been having fun recently by calling everyone "Monkey" It works as a term of affection (girlfriend, kids); someone who isn't behaving ("get 'em in Monkey") or as a term of derision ("Oi you! Monkey").

It's a bit of a swiss army knife.
(Zoblet, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:53, Reply)

Ugly
"Looks like his face caught fire and somebody put it out with a spade"
(Zoblet, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:50, Reply)

More work slang
'Promiscuous Pikeys"- people that don't shop at one supermarket, but move about looking for cheap deals
(gilberto78, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:42, Reply)

Work slang
"He likes the smell of his own farts"- he is a bit fond of himself
(gilberto78, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:41, Reply)

Sliced
I made this up to replace cool, but I never use it cos it's shite.
( Whillow, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:41, Reply)

the baldy man - nob

as in..

she made the baldy man cry
(grantcampbell7, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:32, Reply)

anything that's dry is
"dry as a nun's cunt"

where i used to work
(cybersquatter_, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah-but-no-buts
n.
Applied to adidas tracksuit, gold bangle earring wearing, B&H smoking, soon-to-be-single-mother teenage girls from the "social housing" areas. After the Little Britain character Vicky Pollard.

Abrv. Yeah-buts
( Squid Ink may be unsuitable for vegetarians, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:25, Reply)

gerbils
YTA - young tight arse! for all those very tight nubile arses you just want to get hold of!
Feeding the pony! - imagine your on the dance floor with your YTA and and your checking to see if shes wet yet!
( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:23, Reply)