The Blacksmiths Arms slang
from some staff at the pub

'mare, what a 'mare, you're having a 'mare
'mare being short for nightmare, which came from a fruit machine that said "what a nightmare" when you lost. recently evolved into Tony, as in "you've had a tony" - tony blair - nightmare etc


banter - not the talking about nothing sort of banter, but when some event occurs. There are 2 sorts of banter, good and bad. Someone tells you about something good, it's "ah, good banter" etc

Also "Watch the bar a minute, I'm going for a forest" Usually Adam, going to the toilet. Forest Gump - dump

Badger - universal word for anything: "get that badger down your neck", "look at that badger", "What a badger" - also any item of food on the menu - badger masala, 8oz wexford badger, mixed badger, bacon & cheese badger, oriental sizzling badger

Goat - Gary's fantasy sex object "I want a goat on a motorbike"

Boy racer slang
Length - "You daft length", from dogs length, meaning dogs cock

Bostin' stuff - going on a huge vandalising spree and damaging public property (I don't do this)
( SarahRatt, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 12:09, Reply)