Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Team UnbuildingWay, way back, when there was more money and everyone was doing it, I was sent on a work retreat for Team Building. Now, this retreat was at a really swank resorty place, that had unlimited cheesey, fatty, delicious foods. Having gorged on a huge double-decker cheese and mushroom omelette for breakfast, I found myself in a Team Building activity that involved passing team members through some sort of cargo net to the other side. I volunteered to go first, which would involve my being strong enough to dive through the net hole (without touching it, I believe), place my hands on the ground opposite, and have two other team members pass my legs through, all wheelbarrowlike. Well, I dove through, planted my hands on the ground, and as my team members grabbed onto my legs, out came the foulest eggy cheesey stink ever from my nether regions. All the team had gathered around at that point, and everyone got it fair in the face. Because it was Team Building, however, no one could say anything or do anything but hold their breath and continue with the activity. Mortified, I was!
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Swanky, or wank?(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:16, closed)
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