My neghbours had a young daughter...
aside from being the snobbiest little shit you've ever met, she was also a completely spoiled bitch.

One time we were over there for a party (I was about 17, she was about 7), she broke one of her own toys and blamed her little friend, who started crying. Her parents told the other child off while the little bitch laughed. On this same day she started hitting me with a piece of metal piping on the leg while I talked to some of her friend's parents, and when I grabbed it off her, she said "It's rude to snatch! I'm telling!"

They bought her a kitten when she was 8, on which she put her mother's expensive lipstick and to whom she was generally a bit of a cunt. She'd pull its tail and pick it up by the legs, etc. She'd scream loudly at it, just to scare it. Then her parents complained when the cat wanted to seek refuge in our house.

She grew up (slightly) and as an early teenager wanted to learn guitar. Her parents bought her an expensive Fender, which she'd play EXTREMELY loudly and exceedingly badly in a shed they had down the bottom of the garden at 12-4am. Her parents didn't seem to have a problem with this. She kept this up for about 2 months and then, obviously, got bored of it because she was still shit and never picked it up again. Now my parents inform me that she's taken up the drums.

She had a load of 'friends' over for her 13th birthday, two of whom scaled our fence while drunk (aged 13 for heaven's sake) at 5am and had sex in the bushes at the back of our garden. Luckily they set off a floodlight at the end of our garden and my Dad (who was starting work early) caught them and gave them a severe bollocking before waking her parents and demanding an apology from their daughter, who'd apparently told them to do it in our garden instead of her own. Her parents made her give a rude, half-arsed "sorry" whilst she was smirking, and then wondered why my Dad thought this wasn't good enough.

But generally this girl is going to get pregnant early, end up with a cunt of a boyfriend who won't look after her cuntish sprog, and spend the rest of her days either on, or watching, Jeremy Kyle. I hate her so much.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:20, 3 replies)

I do too
and I havent even met her
(insomniac girl all my best things are in hock, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, closed)

Ha ha, funny! Click.
either on, or watching, Jeremy Kyle.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:06, closed)

What a revolting specimen...
(Can I have her Fender*?)

Have a click for turning your trauma into a most enjoyable read.

*_{Not intended as a double entendre, but just reading it back...FNARR!}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:38, closed)