Spleen venting
At work a while ago i was standing there,plodding away when this vile blonde child runs past me down the aisle,screaming bloody murder about how he wanted some enormous bag of sweets that i take it his cretinous mother had refused to buy for him.Cue mother coming around the corner and shouting(icing on the cake)"Maximus!Come back here at once!I told you no!".Maximus?What kind of a fucking idiot would call their child that?I can only hope that when the other kids at his school find out what max is short for they throw him in front of a train.And i hope his parents die of the syph,posh cunts.
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:36, 5 replies)

What kind of a fucking idiot would call their child that?
Most likely born around the release of Gladiator.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:38, closed)

logical conclusion
Do you think there's some poor shite somewhere called optimus prime.Actually,that would be a cool name.Damn.
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:26, closed)

Is
your name inspired by h.p.lovecraft? or am I reading entirely too much into it. And too much otherworldy horror too probably.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:27, closed)

What kind of idiot, indeed.
Me! My son's middle name (one of them) is Maximus.

I want him to get into fights when he gets older, but I couldn't bring myself to name him Sue.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:15, closed)

All of the woo
for this reply!!
Love the Cash, bloody love 'im!!!
(Formaly Over say's hello, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:29, closed)