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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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In Whitehall
A german couple asked me "Does ze bus number elf stop here"

Luckily my rudimentary knowledge of German enabled me to work out they wanted the 11.

Apologies for lack of length, but its been a damned cold summer
(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 22:36, Reply)

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