Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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My wife is staying away in a hotel near London.Sounds like she's going to have plenty of stories about yankee fcuktards.
I just got off the phone to her and in her first hour in the hotel bar she's heard:
Yank A to Yank B.
"Whilst I was out taking a power walk I saw a dead rabbit! It didn't look like it had been run over. Do they have coyotes in this area?"
Yank B to Yank C.
"I've been here for nearly a week now. There was a slight blip with that bomb thing but my vacation has been really cool"
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:54,
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