Shivers.....
Early one morning after getting dressed for work I felt something in my trouser pocket,thinking it was a bit of paper or fluff I stuck my hand in and pulled out .....A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER STILL ALIVE,oh god,oh jesus I fucking hate spiders they frighten fuck out of me,its making me
cringe just thinking about it
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 7:05, 11 replies)

Fuck
Just.... Fuck.

How fucking awful, I'd have screamed like a little bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:14, closed)

I woke up one night and found a giant centipede on my neck.
I screamed like a little bitch.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:40, closed)

You are a little bitch. Why didn't you just ignore2.0 the centipede you big baby?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:55, closed)

Sleepyheaded, I got up one morning and washed my face.
The last little bit of soapy water draining from the sink also carried with it a centipede. WTF!? Where did THAT come from?
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:43, closed)

Oh fucking jesus

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 14:05, closed)

They always get into my sofa
Which makes it difficult to relax on the sofa
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 14:05, closed)

a spider?
you massive fanny
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:25, closed)

Spiders have ceased to terrify me as I have got older.
I still dislike them immensely but wheras when I was younger I would have thrown a shoe at one and run in the opposite direction I will now calmly squash the bastard thing with a tissue and feed the twitching corpse to my pitcher plants.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:49, closed)

actual 'fuck that nonsense' here :(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 1:01, closed)

Thanks.
Now I'm scared of pockets.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:06, closed)

the horror
sounds just as fun as me putting on shoes to get going to school, to find out something vigorously tickling/scratching my foot from inside. turned out it was one of those tropical cockroaches.

they can be the size(length) of a cigarettes pack, and can also fly, which in turn, is a good enough reason for me to put home on complete lock down during 40+ summer night heat. oh right, and they come out at night :(
(spiderboy, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 5:07, closed)