my mate jimi is ace.
I'd told him stories about my mother-in-law-to-be, he laughed it all up, he likes to laugh at others misfortunes. He's great like that. Anyway, the future wife had spent the night at her mothers as she was due to move to Italy not long after (the mother-in-law, not the wife).

Me and Jimi had got drunk.

Sunday morning comes, they pop back for a few things, I make myself busy in the kitchen, the future wife pops upstairs, the mother-in-law waits in the car, she's not one for socialising. Jimi went to have a look at her through the curtains.

"Good god!, it's like looking into the eyes of the devil!" shouts Jimi from the living room.

"er... Jimi, the windows open..."

"...shit..."

Future wife gets in car. Car drives away. Quickly.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)