So, your story is 'a man walked into a bed'. Spun out for five paragraphs.
Cool. No wonder you feel able to criticise the tedious drivel of others when you have yarns this interesting and downright hilarious in your arsenal.

I'd rather read a) outright lies or even b) Apeloverage's shit book than any more 'showstoppers' like this one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:46, 2 replies)

Don’t be nasty. It’s just a story on a website, it’s not as if AB as ever killed anyone…on purpose.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:09, closed)

You should totally send your brother to decapitate me for wasting your time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:18, closed)

I'm going to share with you the last thing his victim said before he was executed:
He said 'Before I die, I want to tell you this: if you're going to be a supercilious prick on the internet, try not to also be a crashing dullard as you will end up looking like a massive spastic'.

Then he died where he stood. I've never forgotten it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:25, closed)

THREATS OF VIOLENCE ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!1111
MODSS!!!!!!!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:40, closed)

DON'T MAKE ME TELL ON YOU TO YOUR BOSS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:45, closed)

If you're not careful sonny Jim, I'll rewrite your story a bit then post it up.
That'll show you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:48, closed)