Fork throwing brother versus fork in face brother again
My little brother is the youngest of four and when he was younger was used to getting more attention as he was the baby of the family. He didn't like it when somebody else was taking up time with our parents that he felt should only belong to him. One day our parents took us to a park that had a wee castle you could climb with a slide on it. For some reason my middle brother took it into his head to jump off it. He was probably about 9 and LB would have been 5.

Although it was probably only about 8 feet to the ground, MB landed badly and ended up with a sore ankle. This meant that when we got home our parents were fussing over him and bringing his food over to him whilst we had to serve ourselves. Little brother as it turns out, has issues with this as he feels that our parents time would be better spent with him.

Out of nowhere a shoe comes flying across the garden amazingly hitting MB's bad ankle. Turning, my Dad sees LB standing there with an angry expression on his face. Dad rants and LB starts going into hysterics. Eventually Dad gets him to calm down enough to explain why he did it. Clearly LB can't say he was jealous so must think of a better reason to deliberately attack his already injured older sibling.

"Because he was naughty" sobs LB.

Dad enquires as to how MB was naughty.

"B-because he shouldn't have jumped off the castle."

Aaah, little brother-you rock.
(pooster found out how long a piece of string was on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:06, 5 replies)

Christ.
This is too shit to even take the piss out of.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:02, closed)

Pot, kettle. Shades of darkness.
Agreed , but still.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:56, closed)

^What fatty said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:55, closed)

How many years
have you been harbouring this simmering resentment?

Get yourself to therapy.
( Ken Oath, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:41, closed)

Cute story - *click*
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 1:18, closed)