Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Number 2One ex girlfriend was cheating on me for 9 months of our 11 month relationship (fair play to her she was very cever about it, anyhoo). The day i found out i decided to break things off with her very calmly and respectfully, offering to stay the night as a "last time together" sort of thing. During the night i wreaked my crafty revenge (on top of the usual toothrush down the pants, jizz in the milk)...
I poked holes in all the condoms i could find in her drawers.
I changed all the passwords on her pc.
I took the fuse out of her £100 hair straighteners.
I took back the mobile phone i had bought her leaving her simcard sitting on the bedside table.
I took some salmon steaks from the freezer and left them behind the boiler, but by far my favourite...
She (and her housemates) were very interested in the tat they show on channels such as E4 (not Scrubs, stuff like Ugly Betty, The OC etc.) so i decided to take back the Cable box i had bought them as a housewarming gift (and paid two months subscription) and removed the fuse from the TV.
They were also extremely lazy and lived in a house with a dishwasher, from which i stole the cutlery basket.
I decided to call it a day and get a cab home after that.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:22,
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