Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Number 3Nearly done, promise.
Another ex girlfriend, a few months after a bad breakup, rang me to tell me i needed to go to the GUM clinic and get myself tested.
My tests all came back clean, but as a result of her sleeping around and being a general whore behind my back and after breaking up while still trying to get me back, she had contracted Chlamydia and Genital Warts.
That (sort of) taught her, well it did when the entire staff of the famous Bar/Restaurant/Casino complex on newGATE street in Newcastle in which she worked were told by way of security radio system.
Yay me!
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:28,
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