Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Anti-Bullying is a bitchMy school had an anti-bullying policy, that basically meant, anyone younger than you was un-touchable, cue being a year 10 lad, very pissed off at the fact that first years were able to make your life hell and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, after a week of torture, I snapped, picked up their ringleader by the throat and threw him to the ground, he cried, I laughed, that was one of the best feelings I ever had, I got away with it as well. certainly taught them, they haven't even been able to look me in the eye since
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:35, Reply)
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