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Deskbound says: Camping! Hiking! Other stuff that's not indoors! Regale us with your tales of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49)
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Yeah, looks like your life sucks.
Maybe you should have paid more attention in school and got yourself some decent qualifications. Then you might have got a job that doesn't require you to be a janitor.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:28, 2 replies)
Close, but no cigar.
I'm a freelance editor and visual effects artist, and teach post production at one of the best colleges in the country. I mop up piss because I don't like my place of employment to smell of piss. If the caretaker was around on weekends he'd do it. Nice try though.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:33, closed)
In that case, I'm sure that all of your students are upright sober citizens who wouldn't dream of getting pissed up on the weekends and pissing and puking all over the place.
I mean students NEVER behave like that.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 4:25, closed)
Most of them, yes.
We tend to get students who have already been to university and want to study a course with more focus on practical elements, so most of them are in their mid 20's or older by the time they reach us.

On top of which, if I ever saw any of my students pissing in the street, I would absolutely bollock them.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:46, closed)
Hose always works for me.
Especially when you run out with it on full-bore @ 0300.
But seriously - I used to work at a bakery between a pub and a dodgy night club. The number of time the boss got called up in the middle of the night to deal with broken plate glass windows.
We put a life size cardboard cutout in the middle of the floor and backlit it.
Instantly halved our callouts. All we did after that was get a globe on 1 of those bulldog clip thingies and move the cutout around.
Didn't end it but certainly gave my boss many more sleep-filled nights.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:36, closed)
Thats actually a genius idea.

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42, closed)
Umm,
I'm a uni-educated numpty who works as a handyman and I run my own business.
Let me guess - you're middle management? Well done you!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:28, closed)

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