Once upon a time I was
In a lift with my new girlfriend's 4 year old child who I was looking after alone for the first time . His mother and I lived on different floors of the same tower block and had got to know each other deliciously slowly over a few months . I had never really fancied anyone with children before but I was smitten and wanted to have a relationship with them as well as her and so as things progressed we decided that the time had come.
I had spent the day encouraging the wee chap to look at things and ask questions so we could get to know each other , and was enjoying seeing the world through his inquisitive innocent eyes .
I was , right up till we were in the lift back at the flats and just as the door closes junior takes my hand, looks pointedly at the only other occupant of the lift and says 'Horace,why is that lady so fat ?'
(pearost)
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:43, 2 replies)

"I was smitten and wanted to have a relationship with them as well as her"
That's admirably ambitious.

Highly illegal, obviously, but admirably ambitious.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:55, closed)

paedolols

( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:26, closed)