Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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The looks I got the following morning.The first time I took my son camping, he was about five. Around 4 in the morning I awoke to find him shivering in his sleep, the reason being he had wet himself. I had to wake him to take him out of his soaked pyjamas and sleeping bag. Now, bear in mind this was a packed campsite, with lots of families in close proximity, so imagine my embarrassment when junior started wailing, 'no daddy, I don't like it, no, put my jammies back on, I don't want to get in your sleeping bag, nooooo'.......
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Lord & Lady Pants, Sat 25 May 2013, 8:33,
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