Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Near miss.,Well, my father has never been prudish, and doesn’t understand that some people don't like to see his 54 year old knackers first thing in the morning, so I might be able to excuse him for this horror.
Helping him take an old mattress to the tip. He'd taken the usual rout of ramming it in the car til it fit, which proved almost fatal. As I walk round the car to his side to help remove said matters, the dear father decides it's time to open the door. Now, mattresses are full of springs, and springs, and these had been compressed by the door, which when opened, was flung open with huge force, sailing past my fathers hand, swinging, corner first at my knackers. I still remember the panic of the inevitable pain, yet miraculously the door stopped less then an inch from my 16 year old ball bag leaving me white as a sheet and shaken.
"Christ on a bike Dad!" I yelled. "That would have been ironic, neutered by the very mattress you were conceived on!" Was his response. I had to carry a mattress my parents had done it on. :(
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)
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