Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Gays do the funniest thingsA few years ago when I was still at college, I knew a guy who was of the gay persuasion. Nothing wrong with that, but sadly there is more to the story.
One day a conversation was going along the route of pain. I think I'd just told how I'd almost broken my ribs once. "That's nothing." taunts the gay guy. My response was in hindsight not wise. "Oh yeah? Well what’s your most painful experience?" His reply? "Screaming on the end of my cousin's knob, losing my anal virginity."
Safe to say he won.
Length? Its the girth that got him.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 22:11, Reply)
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