Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Kidney StonesA guy i used to work with had a case of the old Kidney Stones, and proceded to give us regular updates of the whole event. If anyone ever wants to tell you about their experiences of kidney stones, I advise to not let them!
He told us about the lumps of sharp stone that he had to pass through his pisser a tube normally reserved for fluids only. Theres no way i can reproduce the hurrendous details on here about the testing procedures he also had to go through, like having a camera shoved up his japs eye with no anasthetic or anything. And then a camera and another tube to push water into the bladder to test the bladder contents. Apparantly the bladder isnt even close to full when youre at the point where youre about to piss yourself. And they had to fill it up. So you can imagine how that felt. Badly needing to pass with a camera and a tube shoved up an orifice which even the most perverted sex act had never dared ventured.
Never drink black tea thats all i can say.
Length? Probably wouldnt be very long ever again.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 8:21, Reply)
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