tranny tramp
there used to be a tramp near my parent's house a few years ago who was very fond of wearing pink high heels which, by the look of them, he'd found in the street. he was fully bearded and cord-trousered but, gradually, more and more female clothes crept into his ensemble so that, eventually, he looked like a tranny version of grizzly adams.
one day, he asked my dad if he could spare some change "for a cuppa". my dad gave him 50p, saying "here you go, mate."
the trampy tranny drew himself up haughtily, gave my dad the fish eye and said "it's MISS, if you don't mind", before tottering off in high-heeled disgust.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:52, 4 replies)

This could have been a Little Britain sketch starring Emily.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:38, closed)

indeed
except with a huge beard
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:56, closed)

Perhaps
he wanted a sex change rather than loose change?
(Rsoles, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:38, closed)

i'd love to know if he ever had a sex change
but nobody's seen him around for years
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, closed)