Gemma, Ye Olde Trampette of Sheffield
Over a course of a few years I had the misfortune to bump into Gemma, a foul mouthed, bedraggled and substance dependant gentlewoman of the road, as I bimbled my way through Sheffield.

She would regularly sidle up to folk with that wretched junkie whine of "Can you lend us 50p?", anything else other than a swift production of a gleaming coin of the realm would be met with a torrent of filthy invective seldom seen outside a Tourette's ward. I've seen her chase people down the road screaming obscenities as she stumbled.

But the best ever sighting had to be what has been refered to as the tramp AGM. approximately 15 or so ne'erdowells, bums and hobos were gathered on West Street and conducted the most violent meeting ever with Gemma at the head. All of them shrieking, baying and accusing each other of nicking methadone/cider/tabs it was a fucking sight to behold.

A few of us on here have a tramp army (b3tards) on this game www.dossergame.co.uk/ we're relatively tasty and would welcome new members from b3ta.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:59, 1 reply)

Good choice of vocabulary!
I always appreciate the inclusion of the term 'ne'erdowells'
Reminds me of home...
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:23, closed)