Ah lovely
Cork isn't a tramp mecca but it still has its fair share. I was driving along the quays of the city one day. As the traffic was busy I was momentarily stopped. Something caught my eye and I looked to my side up some stone steps. To my surprise my gaze was met by two arse cheeks and about 10 inches of turd hanging from them. Yes a tramp had decided that the most discreet place to go for a shit was mid way up a flight of steps during rush hour. Which was nice. Strangely I thought afterwards that if I had decided to do a shit on a flight of steps I would be facing down at the time. Shitting backwards just seems a little too haphazard.
(MagicMoose, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:06, 1 reply)

It must have been a tough decision...
If you're on steps, facing away from them would mean that any logging, would be placed on a step higher than your feet, so closer to your arse, facing the other way, would mean deposits are made on a lower step, thus reducing likelihood of mishaps from sitting it it. That said, facing uphill, would have the disadvantage of meaning you're more likely to fall. I really hope I don't have to poo on some stairs in a hurry, I'd never be able to decide which way to face
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, closed)