the horror
not mine, but some of the wonderful kinks i have experienced in guys i have dated.
- a guy who kept trying to get me to make 'cat noises', and would get much more excited when we were having filth and a cat happened to be in the room.
- the guy who sucked my chin. at first, i thought maybe he had missed my mouth for kissingness and was trying to 'cover up' by sucking my chin. that made sense to me at the time. until it carried on. and lasted for like 10 minutes. it was 'involved'. i repressed the horror. a week later in the pub i was heard to cry MY GOD he sucked my CHIN.
- like a week after i remembered the first chin horror, a different guy did the SAME thing. what is this? i feel like in some men's magazine they were all 'women's errogenous zones- the chin', no, no it isn't.
- i didnt date this guy. no. he stalked me. and he liked the idea of having sex with dead people. now he is training to be a doctor. so that's fun.
- the guy that liked having his eyeballs licked. i guess that's not SO weird?
there are more. so many more. but now i need to go curl up in the fetal position and cry. why, why are such boys drawn to me.
(gretelvonguhtts, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:50, Reply)