all I taste is your name
I love being kissed hard on a certain part of my neck, I love being pushed against a wall and kissed, boys with blue eyes. When someone rubs their hand up and down my side.
(hairspray_queen, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 2:21, Reply)

Hmmmm
let me think....


Brown eyes, gentle bitey kisses, and a lecherous growl in my ear in the middle of a crowded room.
( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 1:14, Reply)

(it was)two things
i took a while but i finally decided on lesbians with a strap-on, pink wafers, zelda games and amorphis.

oh oh oh i forgot about naked women skipping(oh the bounciness) and women walking up stairs with me a couple of steps behind them(OYG)
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 23:56, Reply)

Women describing the Little Things That Turn You On....
... on b3ta - the suggestion of what they might like to get up to, trying to work out what they'd be like just from the screenname they use.

Which kind of links in to my second one, women who know what they want...
( Ogwen69 has been ignoring X-Factor since, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 23:34, Reply)

cheek bones definitely

... two or three, nicely arranged on a plate
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 23:14, Reply)

well
me and my boyfriend are apparently very attractive to homosexuals... i'm not sure why though
all these girls that are bi or lesbian hit on me all the time... must be my red hair, blue eyes, intelligence, feminine-ness and petite-ness
guys like to grope my boyfriend... i don't blame them though because he is very sexxxy. ( and he's from moldova!! :D )

as for me... movies like Hackers turn me on
mmmm it has a perfect mix of tight clothes, computers, and techno

my boyfriend turns me on... but that's obvious. He speaks russian... :D i think foreign guys are REALLY sexy
oh and i turn myself on... a lot, even though i'm not a lesbian. oh if only i had a clone... mmmmmm
(celestie d'etoile, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 22:40, Reply)

..
I just discovered a new one whilst watching the snow.

Snow!

The idea of sex in the snow is all a bit much for me now.. *drool*
(mercary, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 22:25, Reply)

fine blonde hairs
behind the ear, down the neck.

--
Is it me, or brings this questions less funny stories up than the masturbation one?
( Wurst Puns Inc. Who needs love when there's Southern Comfort?, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 22:19, Reply)

i like nice
eyes
something about eyes makes me feel warm. bizarre.
( Sellers funkie not junkie, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 21:55, Reply)

ngggg
Just out of the shower, soggy and in a towel - especially if covered in any kind of body lotion *eep*

Chubby lasses

Confidence

Being prepared to say what they want

Small curvy women - i spose it's a protection thing...
(Tix Keeper of the Smurf, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 21:27, Reply)

Renegatus
"She says that the most erotic thing you can do to a man is to nibble on his ear-lobe. I think it's bollocks."

I'm not sure. Depends how hard one's bollocks were nibbled on.
(Alexandrine is Walking Through the Air, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 21:17, Reply)

My friend has a theory.
She says that the most erotic thing you can do to a man is to nibble on his ear-lobe. I think it's bollocks.
( renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 21:15, Reply)

You know what really turns me on?
Fat balding blokes that drive minis.
(naxtek*com, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 20:41, Reply)

Canuck Love
Actually, you know what? A pretty lass never looks sexier than when she's wearing nought but snow boots and a toque. It's the look that says, "Do me, eh?"
(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 20:37, Reply)

Gazongas
Title says it all.

Nuff said really.
(chrisjw, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 20:32, Reply)

A number of things...
Being a gayer and homosexualist, of less than brad-pittian looks, I rarely get the chance to act on anything, but I have a *real* thing for older guys with greying hair. Not necessarily a full head, just a little at the temples is enough. It helps if he looks after himself as well, of course.

A nice tight pair of blue jeans around the ass does it as well... The seam down the middle turning them into 'Wonderjeans'... Lifting and separating... numnumnum. Dirty white T-shirt and blue jeans... Just ready for the shower... One the opposite end of the spectrum, a well fitting suit (with shirt and tie)... Just ready for those silk-lined trousers to be opened and .... Mmmm......

Diet Coke Break, anyone?

Touchy Feely wise, the back of my neck is an odd one: It turns my knees off when someone tickles it with fingernails, as well as sending shivers down my spine. But the thing that gets me horned up more than anything else is a wet tongue stuffed right down my earhole... Bliss.
( moogthedog, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 20:21, Reply)

pegging
and I don't mean cribbage.
(pfy, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 20:15, Reply)

Grieving females...
at funerals, dressed in black, sorrowful, but ever so perfectly turned out and feminine. With red gloss lipstick.
(b3tan generation, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 20:05, Reply)

Freshly washed men
and dark hair/light eyes.
Oh and the smell of sheds.....grrr
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 19:22, Reply)

You'd blackmail a poor student? For shame.
- Piercings - I dated a guy with a ring in one of his nipples once. That was nice.
- Elegant goths - you know the type, velvet, silk and so forth. Especially long-haired ones.
- I can take or leave chest hair, depends on the guy.
- Tonedness - like they work out but aren't obsessive about it.
- Kissing, nuzzling, licking... you get the idea
- Anticipation
- Cuddling
- Light bondage
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 19:16, Reply)

Tears
This somehow bolloxed up some good fights we were having with an ex. She starts crying, I go hard. Especially bad if this doesn't lead to sex.

Oh, and just to save half my face: I absolutely adore girls with nice smiles.
(E. Zann, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 19:14, Reply)

i'm a -great- girlfriend...
giving head actually turns me on!
(tiswicked, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 18:52, Reply)

Franktripper
REDHEADS, WHITE SKIN, GREEN OR BLUE EYES, NECKLACES MADE OF PEARLS, RED LIPSTICK, PECAS (I DON´T KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE THIS WORD, THEY ARE THE LITTLE SPOTS THAT APEAR ON BEAUTIFUL GIRLS). UNIFORMS (SCHOOL, NURSE´)
(Franktripper, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 18:31, Reply)

Is this so wrong?
Saturday Night by Whigfield & cherryade.

I was a frustrated teenager.

p.s. that and redheads
(dt, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 18:19, Reply)

men's chests
my boyfriend has a fantastic hairy chest. mmmm.
(and a nice bum. but he is standing right behind me as i type, so i have to say that. :))
( St3cks, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 17:16, Reply)

when my boyfriend gives me goosebumps
by gently kissing and nibbling the back of my neck and my shoulders.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 17:09, Reply)

when someone orders me a grope-a-gram
phwoar!
( giant_squid, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 16:50, Reply)

Anticipation

( TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 16:46, Reply)

naked women
naked women with jewellery, necklaces preferably (pearl ones, no punnage there, i mean an actual necklace made of pearls, not anything else) ... particularly looking up at you and smiling ...
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