getting old
ponytails, sussies (im of a certain age)
bottoms, bare shoulders. BIG eyes (which is what attracted me to the lurve of my life)(across a room no less) BIG lashes too
cartoon pron ( cos they do things that cant happen in real life) or not in mine anyway


sorry 4 being boring
(montyzuma, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:56, Reply)

it's got to be
The nape of the neck, the very top of the bum where you can just see the bum cleavage start to show, oh and when i'm kissing a girl and she makes little yelping moans of pleasure.
Get's me hornier than a rampant hippo who's not had it for months, on bad acid.
( Weetobix, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:55, Reply)

Ding ding...
Naked women on bicycles

> HORNY <
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:28, Reply)

I love
someone playing with my hair, and being kissed all over hmmm...yummy
(spratz, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:25, Reply)

More
Crisps, the way my nan slowly nibbles on my calf muscles. Bactrian camels (Not Dromedary). Ski slopes, knitting, gurners and greenhouses.
(Mapper, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:24, Reply)

going for the pulse option!
thinking about a good, hard, dirty session is also something that makes me rather moist.
(mckitkat, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:18, Reply)

Top 3:
1) Women who can't read.
2) Four legged animals with their front legs bound together with rope.
3) The morbid understanding I receive from a German cannibal.
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 12:12, Reply)

Turns me on
Pens, stairs, swans, kitchen utencils and ulcers!
(Mapper, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 11:56, Reply)

Saunas
every time.
( Micro Prawnvica, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 11:43, Reply)

well...
This
(Jako the Panda, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 11:38, Reply)

The look of....
...total and utter trust in her eyes as the gag is tightened and the blindfold slipped on. And knowing then that you have another person completely under your control.

Does it every time.
(tell me about the rabbits, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 11:08, Reply)

Right now...
clapper :)
(fuckitall out of here, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 10:45, Reply)

Well, where to start...?
A man's hipbones- the body's true love handles

The hollow in collar bones

Really strong thighs, calves and buttocks

Men with a deeper voice than me who can convincingly talk dirty

Myself- particularly when I strut into a pub and I get all the glances

Also myself quite literally- it's a rare day when I don't have my hand down my pants!

A really full, heavy set of balls. Who ever said that mens bits were ugly?! They're gorgeous! I could cock-watch all day and night. Men, be proud of your bits!

Giving blowjobs- possibly the most satisfying activity ever.

Having my skirt pulled up and my knickers pulled down and the man I'm going to marry burying his face in me and taking a great big lick.

Writing this at work in a crowded office...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just... erm... go to the toilet... *grin*

edit: thanks for the compliments! Y'know, I was actually having a bit of a self-conscious insecure week. But now I feel all sunny and sexy and magnificent once more. A complete Yay to b3ta, b3tans and the impromptu therapy. (Mr Clapper will be pleased!)xxx
(clapper, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 10:27, Reply)

My boyfriend
He's only 5ft6 and weighs less than I do, he has the most perfect body and the sexiest brain and he's the kindest, most loving person I know....so I guess he's a little thing that turns me on.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 10:22, Reply)

This is So lame and boring
Passion. When a man is absolutely passionate about something, anything, can talk about it with that smile in his eyes that says that he really loves whatever it is (especially if it's music)
I am gone. It makes me do that sigh with a little whimper thing at the end hehe
(KristyGrl, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 10:04, Reply)

Knitting women
The concentration in their beautiful faces.
The little clicking sound *haach*

(P.S. Short hair is totaly necessary)
neverforget
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 9:59, Reply)

Lesbians.......
Nothing turns me on more than lesbians. Might not seem unusual, but I'm turned on by ALL lesbians. Hot ones, Not-so-hot ones, butch ones, old ones, Rosie O'Donnell.......
Nothing turns me on more than a woman telling me she's a lesbian.
(Addie81, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 9:29, Reply)

Thunderstorms
Grrr.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 9:04, Reply)

Well...
I'd have to say cheese and marmite sandwiches.. oh yes.. they make me want it..

That, and slippery inner thigh moistness.
(fat wiSe Jim, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 8:51, Reply)

i like ties!
especially when they're nestled between ladees breasticles
( firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 8:34, Reply)

Psychotic women
Angry screwed up intelligent women, apparently I like that sort of thing given my past affairs .....I do like that little soft curve at the base of a womans spine above her bottom ....Oooooh !

Petite women with those wispy moustaches get me going too .
(MrPhoto, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 7:28, Reply)

what can i say, it turns me on
when you hear the ice cream van play its tune and you think "they've run out of ice cream"
oh yeah that does it for me
(dawa, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 7:20, Reply)

VPL and camel toes . . .
. . . and tight lycra type fabrics in general: doesn't actually have to be a particularly nice ass on a pretty girl either, in fact the more ungainly and bumpy the butt the better.

I probably won't spring one, but I'll find it VERY difficult not to stare at your wobbling flesh squeezed into something ridiculously unflattering in a size too small, that pantyline-arrow pointing right at your sweetmeats.

What IS it with girls who show camel toe anyway? They spent an hour in front of the damned mirror before they came out, and have visited at least one since - so they MUST know they're advertising the kebabery, surely?
(kiki chunt now available in blank, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 5:50, Reply)

A switch

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 5:40, Reply)

Um Specifically?
Goth in drag, with a perfect right angel nose, narrow feet and a cultured accent. *sigh, no wonder im single.
(rattus, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 5:25, Reply)

oh
and these answers...

*fwap fwap fwap*
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 4:57, Reply)

hmmm...
maybe when a girl does try to turn me on rather than me always having to make the first move.

why must i be so addictingly sexy?

Also, i am most attracted to petite girls with nice bodies and asses, cute faces and brunette. It must be the pedophile in me.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 4:07, Reply)

A man with a low voice...
...especially when he speaks quietly.
And the sound of his belt being unbuckled and sliding through the loops.
( Artamnesia, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 3:57, Reply)