Old Neighbour
The guy has a massive thing about being able to park infront of his house. To the point where he would ring on doorbells and shout abuse until people moved their cars (or called the police)

I think the worst thing he did was refuse to move either of his cars to make room for his next door neighbour's herse.


Although I did discover that enough layers of urine over a long enough time period strips paint from cars.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23, 3 replies)

I only get a bit pissy if I have to park at the other end of the street.
And that's because I'm a lazy cunt, I don't begrudge anyone parking outside my house because I do the same to other people when I can't park in front of my own.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, closed)

My old neighbour, exactly the same.
In fact, I caused him to have a heart attack - thankfully, non lethal - because of my inconsiderate parking. All he had to do was politely ask, but he used to post annoying letters about it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:45, closed)

I used to live in quiet cul-de-sac that had just enough parking for the people who lived there
Then, over a period of a few weeks, more and more strange cars would appear parked down one end of the road until it got to the point where the locals couldn't always park in their own street any more.
I did a bit of asking around and it turned out there was a bloke in the next street who fancied himself as a bit of an Arthur Daley*, and was using our road as a convenient car park. Apart from sheer inconsideration of it, it is actually illegal to do this in Blighty. So, after a couple of pints one night, I went out and stuck a note on one of his motors stating "Stop parking your cars down here, or I start throwing stones".
They were all gone the next day. :)

*Second-hand automobile dealer for all you young-uns and forrins'
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, closed)