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I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."

You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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When I was doing my medical training
I had to leave my part time job of being a bike mechanic in order to concentrate on making sure I didn't kill people just by looking at them. Fair enough, I think you'll agree.

One week, I was working in theatres, when we had a nasty op come in. A man was ploughing a field when his plough got caught on a brick by a bush in his field. As he got out of his tractor to investigate, a bunch of rats ran from underneath the bush, jumped on his back and pushed him onto the ploughshares. This caused a major laceration to his abdomen, as well as severe internal bleeding.

It turns out that these rats had escaped from a secret government laboratory where they had been given special drugs to stimulate their mental agility. The rats themselves were actually nearly as intelligent as most human beings. In fact, it turns out that the reason they attacked the farmer is that he had uncovered a tiny money printing works hidden underneath the bush.

We managed to sow the poor farmer up again, but unfortunately this left a major scar across his stomach. When he came round, I saw the bandages being removed. He screamed and asked me "what the fuck is that on my stomach?"

"Ah" I said, "that's the op site to a NIMH-ploy mint."

And then he shot me.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:18, closed)
ah, NIMH..
as in mrs frisby and the rats of?
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:27, closed)
Fuck me...
that's all I can say to this...

Fuck me...
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:30, closed)
Now is that disgust
or a request Mr Hanky? If the latter, then I'll lube up the dwarf.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:33, closed)
I'm addidcted to you mate
You leave me feeling dirty but wanting more.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:41, closed)
I have that effect on many people.
I'm like a muddy puddle.

Full of transsexuals.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:43, closed)
The pun was

But you get a click because the story made me laugh.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:38, closed)
sow the farmer up
haha, good agricultural themed pun!

(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:57, closed)
Glad.... got it!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 16:09, closed)
it has everything
bad puns, farming, bike mechanics. woulr read again :thumbsup:
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:31, closed)
jesus shitting christing fucking jesusing fucking christ on fire
(, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 23:49, closed)

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