Seen in The Miller, Southwark
On the condom machine in the gents' toilets, someone had written "For refund, please insert baby".

Genius.
(anvil, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:14, 5 replies)

Also
"This chewing gum tastes terrible"

- "Yes, but it lasts for ages"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:22, closed)

on the old condom machine top floor of the SU at Queen's in Belfast
my fav line was:

'No Glove, No Love'
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:23, closed)

'Do Not Insert Unless You Get A Definite Yes'
Wise words on a condom machine in a pub in Euston - you don't want to waste a couple of quid on condoms that won't get used now do you. But, in smaller type, at the bottom of the machine, the advert continued, 'Have sex without consent and you could go to prison.'

Ahh, that's what they meant.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:45, closed)

I've seen the very machine.
I remember seeing "my dad says these don't work" as well somewhere.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:00, closed)

Same thing on the rubber machine in Sandinos in Derry.
Saw it a week ago, I still catch myself laughing every so often.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)