I've never really
vandalised anything. I could never see the point, even as a kid.

However, a place where I used to work, used to have an annual "Car Rally" - which is basically a treasure hunt in cars.
One year, the dis-honourable pleasure of planning/setting the rally fell in my lap; and I took up the challenge with vigour!
Searching around for unsuspecting villages to host our treasure hunt had me driving around in the most pretty villages in Kent, as generally it was a day out for everyone, subsidised by work and revolved around country pubs...and this year would end up in my local with a BBQ put on by the landlord so that I wouldn't have to drive home afterwards, and thus, stay sober.
Anyway, I was searching around for suitable villages that looked good with a nice pub that wasn't Shepherd Neame (no-one could handle the Hurlimans, so I thought it best to avoid it altogether and ergo the punchups too), when I came across a fantastic looking village with a lovely pub (The Castle I think) with a nice garden and plenty of places for me to look for clues that I could set.
I parked up, got out and went to have a look around. I saw a sign that smugly informed me that this village was winner of the 'Best Kept Village In England' in 1990,91,93,94 etc..., and then I spotted the graffiti on a large white wall next to a park bench and a very pretty and well kept Sycamore tree.

"Mrs. Franklin is a chicken!"; complete with the full-stop after the Mrs as well.

Even the fucking graffiti was posh!
(dchurch bah, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:38, 4 replies)

haha, nice.
Also, click for making an effort to find pubs in Kent that aren't Shepherd Neame!
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:43, closed)

I
always make that effort. It's either Hurlimans or bloody Orangyboom, which tastes like a Dutchman's arse. I don't drink ales (yet), but I suppose one day I probably will actually go looking for SN pubs instead!
(dchurch bah, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:54, closed)

You live in Kent, Hop-centre of the universe, but you don't drink Ale...?
*facepalm*

What a waste.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48, closed)

Nope.
Lager lout through and through. I'm not old enough to drink ale yet.
(dchurch bah, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:46, closed)