WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Stupid back.At an old friends wedding. Full of middle aged pikeys and chav type people. A few friends were there, one friend had 2 pints and that was his limit; (Or his calling to act like a gimp.) For some reason he was pissed and he and my brother and 3 others ended up on a balcony outside the main party area. This was during a full swing wedding party with up to 200 guests. He proceeded to do a Bark slice on the balcony in front of all his friends. I was not there but told in graphic detail by my brother who met up with me later. He told me that Ross (one of the onlookers) was crying with happiness and my brother was in a foetal position holding in his golden discharge. I saw images due to the camera phone my brother had got. The man of the moment met up with me later and told me amongst many failed attempts due to laughter: "I tried to wipe my ass with a bit of knapkin, but it blew away around the corner following a disgusted couple. It ended up in the party room."
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 22:57, Reply)
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