Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I got married, then a bunch of stuff happened, then we separated.That other thread got deleted, so I hope this is an adequate (and more succinct) replacement.
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Don't forget the bit about being a shit dad to your kids.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 23:50,
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You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids.(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 5:57, closed)
To be honest I don't know the details, I started skim reading it after the first ten or so repliesIt didn't look that entertaining.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:17,
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He was rude about my vagina :((, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:46, closed)
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