Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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nahSkagra is like those guys who spend every waking hour going on about the "fucking poofs" in a desperate attempt to reinforce their heterosexuality, despite the fact they secretly want to be taken from behind with fifty-seven dildos all at once while sucking the largest cock they can find.
Skagra is just like that... but in reverse.
In that he is evidently the straightest, most vanilla guy who walked the earth... but desperately wants to be queer because it might make him very very slightly interesting.
Sorry sweetie, you failed.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:22, 1 reply)
Sorry, I keep forgetting how dense humans areI am a girl!
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