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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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He heeded my warning...
"lay another finger on him and I'll break every bone in your body." Besides, he was in so much pain after I'd twisted him up that he wouldn't have been hitting anyone for a while.

Bearing in mind I lived 30 seconds (on foot) from them at the time, an "emergency" call would have been answered pretty quickly.

For the record, that's not "acting the hard man". That's intervening when someone is basically being a bully.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:40, 3 replies)
In other words,
teaching a child that the correct and appropriate way to deal with an adult's inappropriate violent conduct, is with inappropriate violent conduct.

I hope for this particular child's sake that you're no longer a part of his life.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:21, closed)
Did the kid take his "free shot"
and if so, what was it?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:43, closed)
So to recap...
A self-confessed child rapist has admitted to inducing another child to "beat off" a grown man. Not dodgy, honest officer.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:34, closed)
Seriously though, it seems odd that he would omit such an important detail from this imaginary encounter.
It's almost as if it didn't even occur to him to consider how the other characters in his fantasy narrative would act, because they are not him and therefore irrelevant.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:45, closed)
Haha you really are the gift that keeps on giving
It's just a shame that QOTW is on its last legs and doesn't seem to be able to capitalise on this like it would have done in the good old days.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:59, closed)
Haha, 'good old days'.
Horrid /talk trolls ruined this board back in 2003.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 21:06, closed)

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