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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Here, let me help you out
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(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 6:04, 2 replies)

Yeah, not clicking that.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 7:34, closed)
I'd prefer
If you ignored yourself.

However, I believe your posts provide a vital service, in that they make everyone else's so much more entertaining by comparison. So thank you for your sterling work, keep it up you greasy little tit-fart.
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