Deviant teachers
Note; I am going to be very careful here as although the person concerned has been convicted I dont want to fall foul of the law.

We had a teacher in our school who was a psycho, pure and simple. He would throw chalk at you and swear in the local indigenous language. If you really pissed him off he would run over the room grab your arm by the wrist and bang your elbow down on the work bench really hard. It fucking hurt!

He was very fond of his "extra-curricular" activities which involved chess and healthy walks in the great outdoors and used to take young lads for trips here, there and every where, in his rather suspect van.

One day, in a class 2 years below me, someone wrote "Mr X Rapes" on his desk in 6 inch high chalk letters. He threw a cow! "outrageous liable!"

Which is odd as he was convicted for raping two girls, ages ago, recently. We secretly prayed to what ever passes as a Deity that he wasnt a bummer too!

edit. Oh I forgot he had an unhealthy interest in sweat. stead fastly refused to used antipersperants "not natures way". Would rub it all over his face, when he had a sweat on as it helped with "the disappation of body heat" He actually looked like Mr Milky from TMWHE
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 19:42, Reply)