4 letters posted in Viz and a confirmation email they will use an 'amusing' fake advert I sent in and yet....

Not even a fucking pencil. But yes, am still buying every issue, as they know I will.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:35, 1 reply)

I did like the
"Learn to attract flies!" ad in this month's.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:42, closed)

My favourite will always be
'wives, give your husband what he wants for christmas this year, A huge tit full of beer'

And the numerous shed ones, obviously.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:48, closed)

There is a shed place near Farnham in Surrey which uses Viz like shed adverts.
The best one ever was 'Last sheds before motorway'.
Here is where they are on Street View.

maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Farnham&aq=0&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=13.000575,36.386719&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Farnham,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.219626,-0.780029&spn=0.026879,0.071068&t=h&z=14&layer=c&cbll=51.219783,-0.780023&panoid=2CocYMHl96158KIh1dJOVQ&cbp=12,316.15,,0,7.46
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 4 May 2011, 22:55, closed)

I remember that place
It used to be a highlight of our trip to Tesco, thanks for the memory!
(muppers, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, closed)