I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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My first trip abroad.I was in New York with my girlfriend and got accosted by a young perp with a switch blade who demanded my wallet .
My girlfriend: Give him your wallet.
Me: What for?
My girlfriend: He's got a knife.
Chuckling to myself: That's not a knife. [Draws a large Bowie knife]
Me: *That's* a knife.
[I slash the mugger's jacket. He runs away]
M.Dundee
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:59, 2 replies)
you are not alonei understand you.
i once wanted a blow job off a dolphin but they have those tiny little sharp teeth all along their jaws so i had to make a mould of the dolphins teeth and create a gumshield to fit over them to stop the dolphins teeth from tearing my penis to shreds. With this gumshield i was able to mould the upper side iinto the shape of brooke shields' vaginal canal, so eventually when i got that dolphin fellatio my penis felt like i was fucking brooke shields whilst my eyes told me i was face fucking a dolphin, that is a pleasure not to be missed, looking into those big dolphin eyes whilst feeling brooke shields cunt wrapped round my cock.
those were the days when you could catch dolphins simply by buying them dinner
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:22, closed)
lolpmsl @ m.dundee! i'm still laughing at that now.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 12:28, closed)
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