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Tis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:06)
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I use to write porn for a 24 hour text message service. I'm a man, but I'd pretend very convincingly to be a woman as I replied to men paying premium rate charges to text a woman that didn't exist in the hope that their feeble cocks would eventually see some daylight. Basically, I was fuelling their wank fantasies.

Christmas party day, they told me to man the computer. Whilst they ate, drank and were merry, I tossed about 500 men off, via the medium of SMS. Crying. Alone.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:06, closed)
This is marvellous.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:18, closed)
You should have had a wank.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:23, closed)
I had a wank to this story.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:39, closed)
Thank you for your company that lonely Christmas.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:59, closed)

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