In Michaela Strachan.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

Who would you sex in there?

(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Pete Waterman & Terry Nutkins

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

Imagine the offspring of Terry Nutkins and Jeremy Beadle.
They could start a circus together.
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Been there
done that.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

you were a groupie on The Really Wild Show
AICMFPenguins
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

does she ever steal animals from the show and hide them in there, up her self?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

After I've been there
she can fit an entire ark.

Two of EVERY animal

/racial stereotype blog
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

That would make for some interesting mythology

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

*looks at you suspiciously*
*through narrowed eyes*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

19 years ago after a night out on the town in Ipswich
took her back to my student flat.

She had a smelly fanny.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

before or after you jizzed in it?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Both
but it tasted better after.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

If it's true, I'm fucking jealous

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)