I appear
to have forgotten to go to bed.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:07, archived)

Or indeed find anything interesting to say.
Ever.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:08, archived)

I dislike you.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:09, archived)

the feeling is mutual

( SuperMatt, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:10, archived)

I'm sure he is wounded
by your cutting insult.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:10, archived)

Sniff.
Hold me.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)

*holds and nestles in cleavage*
*pats you on the back*

*makes soothing noise*

*offers to make you some fishfingers and smiley faces if you smile*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)

Sniff
Hold me too.

/hopeful
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:34, archived)

I will, just let me apply this protective body condom.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:45, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*demands certificate to that effect which will be displayed proudly*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)

coming right up

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)

+ I'm
+ your back
( SuperMatt, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:13, archived)

*pretends not to feel hurt and left out*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:13, archived)

Up all night wanking?

( BindiBaji, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:11, archived)

Yes,
over your mother.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)

Pfft
Snap
( BindiBaji, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)

Nevermind.
You're 16 years old and will just go to bed tonight instead. Us old folk, on the other hand, would need to mainline caffeine all day and we'd feel out of sorts for a week afterwards. :(

/used be young and able to cut it, and now can't blog
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)

*pats on head*
I drink a lot of caffeine anyway.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:15, archived)

You'll drink more when you're old and decrepit.
Just you see *shakes walking stick*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:17, archived)

Where does the phrase "Cut the mustard "
Come from, seems a bit pointless mustard cutting.
( BindiBaji, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)

I think that's the point.
It's very easy to do, so if you can't it's quite pathetic.

Maybe.

EDIT: Seems nobody is quite sure: www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-cut1.htm

alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxcutthe.html
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:18, archived)

Sir, I believe you cut the mustard.

( BindiBaji, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:19, archived)

Depends on how small you want your mustard, I suppose.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)

www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/mustard.html
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)

Ah
cheers
( BindiBaji, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:27, archived)