Setting: cornershop.
Shelf with special offers:
1. Nutsters, 2 for a pound
2. Crate of 2 chocolate oranges, £2 a crate.
3. Large bag of pickled onions £1.69

A business man walks in and studies the special offers.

Businessman: Why are these so cheap?
Shop clerk: It is not mascapone. [pointing at the onions]
Woman: I scraped grapes with them.
Shop Clerk: I spat on them.

[Shop clerk is distracted by a customer with a pram]

Shop Clerk: How can I help you?
Mother: Can I have a blow job?

[Shop Clerk stares at her incredulous]

[Baby leans out of pram and points at the first word]

... Oh! Sorry, Can I have a BLACK JOB!
Shop Clerk: I will just get it....

[she returns with a zip-up toiletries bag. Inside is a babies bottle and a teat. The teat is black]

Mother: Ooh~ That's rather good isn't it?

[She manouvers the teat - it is black on a black background]

..you almost can't see it.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)

What ARE you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)

A twat
AICMFP
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)

yes
/links this is not
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)

I'm trying to work out
what all that means.
( Fronkle99, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)

That he's wacky, crazy and random.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)

He's mad he is.
LOL
( Fronkle99, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)

All the coolest kids are wacky, crazy and random.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)

I love this
it makes me happy
( The Neville What what what, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 18:09, archived)