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I just got home from a school disco and I've had too many wine gums and some ugly munter looked at me in the pub
LOOK AT MEEEE!

WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:48, archived)
Wow
that's maturity there.

So what did you do tonight Mr Smarty pants?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:50, archived)
I got all upset at the internet and cried a bit and had a bit of a WOBBLE
WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:52, archived)
Really? Because I could've sworn
you tried your best to have a go at me for posting something about what I felt was an achievement at four in the morning to all of about three people.

Right now I think it's just you and me on the board but I'll tell you this.

It was a school disco, am I meant to be somehow ashamed by this?

I did drink alcopops, does this somehow make me less masculine than you your highness?

I did pull a (non ugly) bird who was twelve years my senior and I'm feeling happy about that, is this somehow wrong?

Obviously whatever you did with your evening was so much more productive and exciting that my evening deserves to be ridiculed right?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:56, archived)
wooOOOOoooOOOoooaaah did the board just wobble a bit then?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:58, archived)
look sonny Jim
just bookmark the last thread then come back and read it in ten years when you're all grown up

then cringe with well-deserved embarassment
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:59, archived)
Maybe I should apologise for being 18?
I think I should get an office job and hang around on internet messageboards in the early mornings laying into anybody that had fun that night.

Would that please you, sir gilgamesh of annoydom?

Maybe you should learn to grow up and stop critising people for being 18 and going to their sixth form prom and getting drunk.



Let me guess, you went to yours and then the cheerleaders tipped pigs blood all over you, causing you to go on a telekenetic rampage?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:02, archived)
BOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE
TL:DR
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:04, archived)
I am actually sick of reading what you have to say
Tell you what, why don't we both agree to shut up and not introduce a stupid argument into the day shift?

You don't know a bloody thing about me, and so what might seem like a bit of attention seeking wankerdom is actually just something I felt like sharing with the few people on the board at this time.

I knew people might criticise me for it but whatever, it's not like there's more than two or three people posting anyway so it's not like it's pushing anything important off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:11, archived)
I like bukakke

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:14, archived)
In nagasaki?

(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:15, archived)
WANK WANK WANK
CHEESE BUKKAKE WANK PORN FRENCH KEYBOARD PEN
PAPER
DURACELL PAINTY CAMERA WANK
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:38, archived)
Fucksakes
Shut up, both of you.
(Captain Schexxy / MrGreen Is less clever than The Fresh Prince, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:52, archived)
it's amazing, I have finally realised that JMG is right
I'll never doubt him ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:55, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:07, archived)
I can understand people getting annoyed when
someone who never posts on /talk turns up after a night out saying

"LOL I DRUNK 40 TRILLION PINTS AND THEN SHAGGED KIRSTEN DUNST"

while other people are trying to chat



but at 4 in the morning, I think a semi-regular talk poster should be able to have a small boast about a sexual conquest without some self proclaimed moderator telling me I'm a stupid cunt.

Because ultimately, gilgamesh doesn't know me from adam.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:06, archived)
who are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:08, archived)
Adam

(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:12, archived)
*Panders*
In other news, ME ME ME ME ME!
I've put an answer in for this weeks QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:06, archived)
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!
you have police land rovers on the falklands? I always assumed it would be a village bobby type on a pushbike
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:11, archived)
Proper old style landrovers too :) The ones with panel gaps you can see from space.
The police ones here are for the military police.
The Falklands police in Stanley have new posh type ones.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:14, archived)
I think it must be getting close to Ding time

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:19, archived)
Heh.
I think she's still upset at me.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:20, archived)
I'd like to see her stick an octopus up her clunge
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 6:24, archived)