Are you ugly?
Hi folks,

there doesn't seem to be very much crossover between the Talk Board and the QOTW, but I just threw down a gauntlet to the QOTWats (I'm very proud of that, I just thought of it) and I thought some of you might enjoy being in it:

scoreboards.hotornot.com/b3tards?invite=6620E955GLSQHL

If you've already got a Hot or Not pic, or you're willing to put one up, enter yourself in the unofficial b3ta beauty competition!
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

that's odd
I was thinking of doing a version of my marry shag kill game where b3tans can upload their own pics in an orgy of fat spotty ugliness voting

you just saved me a lot of effort there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

You should still do it
because that adds two extra voting criteria.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

omg
*bookmarks for future pointing and laughing*
( rob, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

yeah, but
now you have to put your own pic up. Even though we all know what you look like.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

b3ta is not beautiful.
I was going to link to a photo then, but that would just be mean.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

I'm not linking mine in there
but I'd currently be 3rd.
( nick the greek, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

3rd ugliest?
Next to whom?
( Bats, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

What's offending me is
that I'm currently losing to about 3 guys whom, with all due respect, I view as entirely within my league!
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

Women tend to be rated more harshly on there it appears.
And they get a lot more ratings.
( nick the greek, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

Of the ones that are currently rated on there
I'd be third from top or bottom. I'm currently a 6.2 on there.

Personally I was expecting to be closer to 2.6, there must be some generous or partially sighted people who rated me highly.
( nick the greek, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

I don't know how other people do it
but I have a probably-not-unique voting system:

baby/children in picture: +1
Slightly funny looking but literate: -1 for looks but +1 for literacy = average vote
Exceptionally good looking but obvious fuckwit: -2
Gun in picture: -3
Pleasant but not exceptional: 5 (ie a vote of 5)
Can't see eyes (sunglasses or looking away): 1 (ie a vote of 1 - fuck you, why should I rate your looks when I can't see them?)
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

Sounds like a good system.
You can only judge the literacy or fuckwittery of those with Meet Me profiles though, which makes that one more difficult to be consistent with.
( nick the greek, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

i'm ugly
NEXT
( spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

no
you're a pretty lady
( Nile, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

ha! i do like that picture
i've lost about a stone since then though
( spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

I had forgotten the next pic in that collection...

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

I like
this one
( Nile, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

Why, who is that dashing chap?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

i prefer the one before it

( spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

they are all special.
this one still scares me.
( Nile, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

you appear to be having your crustaceans gathered

( spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

That bloke in the red looks like a right perv

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

My PC seems to have some sort of taste filter
It won't load that.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

I'm on there,
but my photo isn't verified yet.
( Bats, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

SAME HERE/

(53020, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)

they check for nudity
or or anything else that breaks the rules then approve
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

It's only a pic of my ugly mug ;)

(53020, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

I wonder just how cool Rob666 is

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

This is the image I am using
photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/205/63/685842270/n685842270_297237_1451.jpg
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

You were at the tubgirl shoot?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

hmmmmmm
a unique combination of an apparently underage boy and Nutella.

Edit: I said "apparently", it's not my fault you look 13.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

I'm 18 you ball bag

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

haha..
ballbag... [=




p.s. im on there... but i gotta b verified..
...be nice to me.. [=
(looloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)

Won't it be skewed by b3tards being the ones doing the voting?
I don't know how Hotornot works.
( Newington, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

pictures are up to be voted by everyone
this is a group of people
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

Oh, balls, my account got suspended for not having a picture.

( gone, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

Rachelswipe
is bloody gorgeous in real life! Wooyay!

not just in my head
(Dermot O'Logical, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)

RachelSwipe
Lives up to expectations! WooYay!
(Barry Dangerous, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)

Holy shit
I'm at number 2 at the moment. I should ring my nan, she'd be so proud.
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)

woo
2.9. 119th.

It seems cuddly toys are not a good idea in hotornot photos.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)

Woah.
There are some hot b3tans. I'm impressed.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)