Listen cockfaceRare is the time that I even bother to talk to you, let alone deign to respond to one of your snidey little remarks. Frankly, I don't know why you bother to come here, and I have a feeling that a Vogon would be preferable company to you. However, I accept that things in life are guaranteed to occasionally mystify me. So, congratulations, you've succeeded in that at least. Now I suggest you go and find a decent tree, with good, strong branches which you can easily hang yourself from. Slowly.
Enough now. I usually don't go in for internet rants, but you've broken that little record. You Sir, are a prat. A complete waste of space, oxygen, time and genetics. I feel sorry for the people that have to share space with you. In fact, I'm in two minds as to how to feel about your parents. Either I should feel sorry for them for having to deal with a complete sh*tsack like yourself, or perhaps they should be hit around the side of the head for bringing a fish-faced genetic mistake like you into the world. And that's another point- you contribute nothing around here save abject confusion and third rate insults that wouldn't offend my 6 year old cousin. In fact, the mind boggles as to why you even bother to carry on living at all. Why not do yourself, your family and most of all us a massive favour by finding the most painful way to kill yourself possible. If you need some help with this, just ask. I suggest boiling your head in cooking oil first and then ingesting hemlock, that should do the trick. But, you'd probably screw that up by putting your head in an empty chip pan and then decimating your Mother's flower bed. Furthermore, I would attempt to compare you to an animal, but I really wouldn't want to do them the gross insult and injustice that such a comparison would bring. You don't even deserve to be compared with bacterium. Not even an individual virus, or dare I say a prion. Either way, I don't know what God was thinking when he made you. He may have been having an off day, or you are a shining example of His quirky sense of humour. If this is the case, it's not so much quirky, as warped. You don't deserve to exist, you should be dead. You shouldn't even have been born. Now please kindly do us all a favour and get lost.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:56,
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you spent 10 minutes thinking about that postand the only thing you could think of was Vogon?
edit: oooh, I LIKE THIS!
edit edit: not because it's good, because it's deeply sad
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:01,
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What else am I going to do at the tail end of a nightshift?(
jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:03,
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have you given serious thought to jumping off a tall building on fire?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:12,
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The only thing youCould come up with was being pedantic over the word "Vogon?"
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:06,
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I onlygot to that point in your post.
Writing out a post that long was a bit fucking pointless when most people tire of you after a few words?
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:15,
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Pfft.This looks like it's boiling down to Jerry Springer retorts.
Just with a thesaurus.
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JimIf he bothers you that much there's an "Ignore" link directly under his name.
*Hints*
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Lord Gnome, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:09,
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Perhaps this would be a good ideaI've never really shouted at anyone over the internet before. However, it appears to have worked.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:12,
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bet you didn't really(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:31,
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Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssss.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:25,
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blah blah blahShut up Piston, you boring shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:54,
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