What are you for?
I ask this question knowing very well that 98.5% of folk here have you on ignore. And now you're going to do some intellectually insignificant flouncing but try and make it look like I did it. ON FUCKING LINE. Go away fatty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

98.5% of people on here don't have me on ignore.
That's just a childish statement, and a poor start.

The bit where I'm "flouncing" is also a high point. You'd say "wobble", but, of course, that's a JMG phrase. Which loads of folk on here use.
Despite being on block, apparently.

The caps. Just, tickles my ego. Keep that coming if you will.

Topped off by you calling me a fatty. It's difficult, in one post to come off as being angry or indeed upset too, but fair play. You've made a FANTASTIC stance, there.

On fucking line.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

Just replying is enough to annoy some people, so don't get over-excited.
Time's getting on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

Whatever you do
Don't get all excited, or reply to yourself, or be ...well you know... paradoxical
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Have you had a drink, and taken it out on me, JMG?
Honestly, now.
I can't recall you ever getting upset at me on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

Deep breath

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

I'm not the traffic police.
It all makes sense. Calm down and feel free to discuss this all again when you're feeling better.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

LOLOLOL
THE BEST INTERNET

LOLCAPS
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

*Punches the sky*
YES!!!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

well, i like him

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

98.5% of you has me on block.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

but WHICH 98.5%?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

The bits that need CLEANSING!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

You would
You flid virgin
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)