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I feel extra happy now that my meds have kicked in.
I'm not lolmental; they're meds to stop me being in massive amounts of period pain. One of them also makes me bleed less cuntsplash, which is ace. Unfortunately, it does this by stopping the clots from breaking down - so although I'm not carting around a saturated twatnappy sagging under the weight of ovarygravy, when I wipe myself I often pull away a revolting plug of snotlike tuna casserole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
why did I not stop reading
why
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
...and that's my rare beef and horseraddish sandwich in the bin

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
Gimme.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
it's in the bin over there --------->

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
How on earth are you still single?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
I've never gone looking for a partner.
I want to have one eventually; just not now. I don't think going on the pull is my style anyway - I'd rather start off as friends and then 'upgrade'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
Upgrade this.
*Flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
Sorry
(Luf yoo)
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
after they've learned all about your periods?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
At the moment I can very much relate to that!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
I clicking this so all can share in its beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
It's like looking into the eyes of God

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
certainly ONE of his orifices, anyway

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
you should put it in a jar
and leave it in the pocket of an enemy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
I would like to nominate this for worst post ever.
As well as for Too Much Information Post of the Year
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)