After the Danger mouse incident of last Friday,
(http://www.b3ta.com/talk/438528 ) Saturday we went to visit the mother in hospital, she had been bored and was shuffling through some magazines...

The woman in the bed next to her had an eye patch… I found it highly amusing.

Anyhow..

She came across a crappy questionnaire for me and the fella to fill out and one of the questions were :

# Do you and your partner enjoy spooning?

WTF IS SPOONING???

I asked the fella and he said : " yes I do it while your asleep "

o_O

Now I’m worried! what is it?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)

It's when you get an inside out badger,
and spoon it up your partner's arse.
Then you give her rohypnol.
Then invite all your mates round to gang rape her.
Then sell her organs to arabs.
Then spunk in her eye.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)

Never a more
concise description has been given.
( Jobe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)

Jesus, that's revolting.
I mean, arabs...uurgh...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)

christ
i thought that just happened on a friday.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

scotty1.wav
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)

It's lying side by side like 2 spoons on their sides

( magnum, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)

do you want the true answer
or the b3ta comedy answer?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)

The true one
which is of course spooning cum out your partners arse and then eating it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:17, archived)

Oh my dear god
>_<
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:18, archived)

I suggest you get used to it
it's downhill from here ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/418017
( Jobe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

lol
no wonder he waits till im asleep.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:20, archived)

It's actually very sweet.
Just cumming up your partners back while they are asleep curling up against your partners back so that you fit together like spoons.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)

eeeewwwww and
arrrrrrrrrrr
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:17, archived)