Right..
Sod the lot of you, im off home!

/waves two fingers and runs away
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)

Produces huge knife
cuts off fingers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)

Produces?
Did you give birth to it or manufacture it?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)

I secreted it
from my special glands.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

SPEEDCORE !
i have always wanted to say that

guess thats something to cross off the list

why dont we all say things we always wanted to say in this thread
( connor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:10, archived)

SKUNK PUSSY!
Trachoderm.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)

MY ARSE STINKS OF JELLY FISH!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

FUCKCUNTARSEWIPEINGBOLLOCKER.
and so on..
( toxie, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

I've always wanted to say 'oh great, it stinks of cum in here now!'
just after someone farts, but nearly everyone I know is too polite to fart in company.

I try to lead by example, but no luck.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

oh, I wanted to ask you about that adventure quest thingy
I keep dying in it

edit/ I have some sort of armour that opens up a weird menu when I click attack, but there's only one option that works
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

It's quite a slow game until you start levelling up.
The Go Adventuring button is your friend - it lets you fight baddies close to your level.

EDIT:
- has posted 16413 messages
Fucking hell, Giles!

EDIT 2: That'll be a class-specific armour (dragonslayer, vampire-slayer, mage, rogue or fighter). You unlock the other options by levelling up within that class (this transcends your normal levelling, so you can be a level 34 character who is also a level 3 dragonslayer and a level 6 mage). Click the 'let me do it' button in the news bit - that'll usually take you to the class quest-givers. Not all of them may be available at any given time.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

16414 now

edit. okay thanks. How can i make spells more powerful, or do i just have to buy more?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

Level up your intelligence.
Talk to Twilly and he'll let you visit the stat trainers.

Also, as you level up (normally, not the stats), more woo spells will be available in the shops.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)

*farts*
*waits*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:37, archived)

If I want to say something
I do
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Say it then
you cocking fucknugget
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

it

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

this makes you
better than me :)
( connor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

if you say so

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

WILBUR

(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

I've always wanted to say













but I couldn't stop talking
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)